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released July 25, 2014

Jason - lead bass
Pat - vocals/second bass
Tony - vocals/second bass
Matt - special guest drummer

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Matt F January 2014 in Chicago. All rights revered.



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"Richardson" Richardson De Kalb

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Track Name: Shit Lord
I'm the worst piece of shit that I know.
You don't know what I do
When I'm alone at home without you.

I'm lazy and I'm broke.
This is all I have to smoke.
All I got's this PS3.
It's gonna get the best of me.

I'm the shit lord.
Track Name: Open Sores
Open sores on open sores
I lotion frequently
open sores/open sores

You should really get that looked at..
You should really get that checked out..
Track Name: Fatal Funnel
In my car with somewhere to go
no license plates so no one knows come on!

The walls are closing in and I need to think
4 lanes became 2 and I need a drink
the bars are closed and liquor stores too
fatal funnel let's shoot up.
Drunk driving's bad but heroin's worse.
Scored free pills from the back of a hearse.
Xanax - my relief from sobriety's curse
fatal funnel let's shoot up.

Fatal funnel get fucked up tonight.
Fatal funnel you've got pills I'll try.