White Lighters

by "Richardson" Richardson

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White Lighters. Bringers of bad luck, evil, malice, and general malcontent. Legend has it that everyone who has been busted in the greater northern Illinois area has been carrying one. Don't let anyone catch you with one. You will be sorry.


released August 20, 2016

lead bass/drum programming/ back vocals: Jason
bass bass/front vocals: Tony

mixed by Trent L. Recorded at 7th Street Space studios by Reggie. Executive Produced by Brown Bear Records.
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Track Name: Crucial Hangs
Hey man I know that your life has been real rough
but I got this bag and we can't smoke enough
rip one and hang
we've got time to kill; we've got no time to kill
crucial hangs on my mind
crucial hangs all damn night
crucial hangs on my mind
crucial hangs in my pipe
Track Name: King Richardson
On a throne of burned cds
I will do whatever I please
You are peasants one and all
Fetch my staff and crystal ball
It's good to be king
Bow down to me
It's good to be the king
Track Name: Tour Jokes
Party in the front
T shirts in the back
What's that smell like?
This is the hill that we're gonna die on/ These are the pills that we're gonna drive on
Truck stop Hardee's is totally grind/don't worry about this gut rot I'll be fine
Track Name: W.A.R.
I've been surviving in my new place
It's been surviving in it's new space
Don't you wanna get called up
Don't you wanna get pulled out
I've been replaced
Check my stats, how do they add up?
Track Name: Dirty Power
No strip will work in this fucking place
And I don't mind giving up my face
Lights on, I'm done, lights on, now I know my time has
strip's dead, my head, strip's dead
now I wonder why I even come to shows here
now I know why you come to shows here
Lights on, I'm done, my time has come
Track Name: F.M.D.
Fuck you Mike, you piece of shit
fuck you Mike, you racist dick
fuck you Mike, you ruined the Bears
I'll throw your old ass down the stairs
Buddy Ryan was a better coach in the first place
Track Name: Year of The Rat
12 months of grind and out of state shows
lines of tour coke up your nose
don't blow it Rat, it's all up to you
Hurry up, record something brand new
2012 was the year of the Rat, and I don't care if he pays me back
2012 was the year of the Rat, he's never ever ever gonna pay me back
Even though you knew those cheese nugs were old
you manned the fuck up and you scraped off the mold
Same van as Gonzo, can't you see
You've earned your grindcore pedigree
2012 was the year of the Rat, and I don't care if he pays me back
Pay me back
Track Name: Chirish Goodbye
I want to go home right now
I could just slip right out
Duck out no one will know
Pass out in my own home

Don't say farewell (farewell, farewell)
See you in hell (in hell, in hell)
Chirish goodbye
Chirish goodbye